Do you play the dating game??
I thought this was brilliant.
This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Otago Daily Times:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and Duck shooting, cozy nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (031)475- 6420 and ask for Daisy.
Read on ........................
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Otago branch of the SPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy !!!!!!
This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Otago Daily Times:
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and Duck shooting, cozy nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (031)475- 6420 and ask for Daisy.
Read on ........................
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Otago branch of the SPCA about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever. Men are so easy !!!!!!
posted by Framesby 86 @ 10:20 AM
10 Comments:
At 2:55 PM,
kyknoord said…
It was probably the 'hunting, camping and duck shooting' part that was so appealing.
At 8:11 PM,
Terri said…
Oh great - the perfect woman is a dog. Dog? Buddess, you really have to read the post I put up today (friday)!
At 7:26 AM,
LiVEwiRe said…
That is such a creative ad! I love it! And if they have a dog, maybe they'll meet more women anyway...
At 1:20 PM,
ChittyChittyBangBang! said…
"I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me." Show me a man in the world who would not fall for that line!
I wonder if it would have received the same no of responses if the ad read "SINGLE BLACK MALE", with the appropriate bits changed to appeal to a more female audience.
At 9:52 PM,
DelBoy said…
Surely not ALL men. Just Kiwi men.
;-)
At 8:59 AM,
Framesby 86 said…
Kyknoord - I thought it was the "rub me the right way" bit...
Terri - We are all bitches right? I read it and thoroughly enjoyed it!!
Livewire - Some men reckon walking in shopping centres with a baby does the trick - most women can't resist cooing over a baby!!
Chitty - You will have to give us a your revised version - Let's see what the response is....
Delboy - You don't like them Kiwi's do you? LOL - It would probably have been a sheep, had it been in Australia????
At 12:40 AM,
Reluctant Nomad said…
I hope that the Labrador had a good Valentine's day. As I do you.
At 9:51 AM,
Framesby 86 said…
Thank you Alan. Unfortunately my partner is not the romantic type, but I did get a rose from my little boy. That made the day perfect.
At 2:29 PM,
Reluctant Nomad said…
I find it annoying/sad how the CT schools have jumped on the extreme commercialisation of VD (um, that's Valentines Day). A few weeks before the day, classes are asked if they want to send a rose to someone at their school or, even, other schools. Money is paid and the roses get delivered.
Nice idea in one way but it seems wrong to me.
At 9:47 AM,
Framesby 86 said…
Nomad - Maybe one of the parents own a rose farm and are splitting profits with the school. You're right though. What used to be a very special day, has been turned into a huge joke. Prices of flowers are doubled for VD. Go back the day after VD and you can send 3 bouquets for the price of 1 sent on VD. Now that is just plain greedy isn't it?
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