Dogmor Diet

I received the following by e-mail and it is just too good and felt I had to share it.



A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Dogmor at Pick 'n Pay for him, a woman behind me in the check out queue asked if it was for a dog (what a question)

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Dogmor Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is you load all your pockets with Dogmor nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital last time because I'd been poisoned.

I told her no; I was sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.