I feel happy

I feel happy, oh so happy!!! I have recently started playing something I really enjoy. No, it isn't a musical instrument (I wish). I started playing pool again. Good old pub style pool and I am kicking ass!!! Mr B shouts at me about my (??)technique, but it still helps me win the games. Why does everything have to be technically correct? If I can sink the balls using my own technique, who cares about the "proper" technique. We (Mr B and I) play at our local pub and I must admit that there are about 30 regular players and I am the only one that has beaten all of the others!!!! Not bad for the only female player!!!! I played against the best guy I have ever come across and I am sad to say that I could have beaten him. The moment just got too big and I choked. Sis on myself. He told me afterwards that that was the best game of pool he has played in a very long time. Rematch time today!!! He promised to be there. I am wearing a low cut blouse and hopefully my natural talents will help me distract my opponents!!! heeheehee, I'm so wicked!!!

Houseguest #3

Ok, sit tight. I have no idea how long this is going to get. I need to get this off my chest. Either that or I am going to climb the walls. Mr B has the ability to take in strays. Now, I don't mind the animal kind, but he attracks the human kind. Way back in September of last year I posted about Houseguest #1 here . Then in January, I wrote about Houseguest # 2 here. It has happened again. We have another houseguest and he has been there for the past 2 months. He is a long lost military friend who had to undergo a shoulder op and needless to say, his stay seems to be more of the permanent nature, yet again!!! This man is 44 years old, ex military, ex policeman, ex farm foreman and now looking for gainful employment. He receives a pension from the police force, but that basically covers the maintenance he has to pay for his 3 boys. Now you are probably wondering what the problem is??? Let me put it this way. He has no manners. He farts and burps when and where he pleases. He snores so badly that he is keeping me awake at night. Further to that, he is selfish beyond belief. If you are a regular reader, you will know that I have a pretty full household. What with 6 children, Mr B's cousin(who now has a girlfriend who visits weekends), the 2 of us and Mr Selfish Fart Burp Eat a lot? I normally cook for at least 8 to 10 people at any given meal. Now, my problem is this. For example, Mr SFBE spent the weekend at his girlfriends'. Out of the blue, he arrives yesterday just as we were about to have lunch. Not just him, but he had his 3 boys in tow!!! Not a word of warning that he might be here for lunch. I am ashamed to admit this, but we postponed lunch. We put everything away and carried on watching the Grand Prix. He had to take the children back to their mom and I promise the minute he was out the door, we all ran for the kitchen. Mr B recently went hunting and shot a Springbok and we smoked both the legs of the springbok in our smoker. Now if you know meat, you will know that a Springbok isn't known for its quantity of meat. We carved the meat and all had a fair share and then Mr SFBE returned and served himself a plate of food that would have fed 4 Ethiopian children for at least a week. Not a please or do we mind or has everyone had something to eat, because he put everything that was left over in his plate. We didn't make a big lunch. I made a green salad and potato salad and the smoked meat. I lost it completely. I blasted this man for his selfishness and he just gave me a blank look and said "but I thought you all had finished eating" - So what if we all had, so what if there was still enough meat left for samies!!!! So what if that was going to be supper or toasted samies for breakfast!!!!

That isn't all. He is so untidy. I cleaned his bedroom(actually the cousins's - who is now sharing with the 16 year old) last weekend and packed the wardrobe neat and tidy. It is a mess. It looks worse than the kids' room. Sis man!!! He is careless too. He leaves his painkillers on the bed and we have two toddlers in the house. We have asked him to keep the bedroom door closed but no!!!!! He uses the bathroom and does a number 2. Man o man o man!!!! Then he leaves the door open and the whole house smells so bad that we have to sit outside. He walked into our bedroom the other morning and well, we were sort of busy with something and he just walked right in. No knocking, no asking if he may enter - he just walked right in!!! I thought I was going to die. How can people be so ignorant? I thought Mr B was going to kill him. He blasted him out of the room and mind you that was that for our little bit of privacy.

Their is an upside to this story. He met a girl 17 years younger than him a month ago. They have fallen in love and are moving into a flat this coming weekend. Isn't that wonderful? Love at first sight!!! Who else believes in love at first sight? Come on, don't be shy. Put up your hands. Anyone??? I kinda know this girl and therefore felt it my duty to warn her about some of his antics and that just turned her on more!!! Match made in heaven, don't ya think?

Question????

Didn't you like my pick of the week? I haven't had any comments for him. Did you perhaps miss it, if so here is the link.

TGIF

Some fun!!!

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and enter in the comments field. I got I danced the Macarena with a fireman (wasn’t Dan Dan) because I’m cool like that.

If I was wearing a blue shirt it would have said I danced the Macarena with a fireman because I’m sexy and I do what I want.


Let me know what you get.

Sofi's Grandmother

I was cleaning out my mailbox today and came across this joke. I have completely forgotten about it and I laughed so hard, I almost fell of my chair.

Sofi was a prostitute, but she did not want her grandmother to know about it.

One day the police raided the whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel and Sofi was among them. The police took them outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the drive way. Suddenly Sofi's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

Gogo asked. "Why are you standing in line here dear?"

Not willing to let her grandma know the truth. Sofi told her grandmother that the policemen were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.
"That's very nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself" said grandma and went to stand at the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes.

When he got to grandma, he exclaimed, "Eish, Still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "It is easy dear. I just take my false teeth out, rip the skin back and suck them dry".

The cop fainted!!!!!! and everybody dispersed.

Flags of the world

I just spotted that my flag counter has hit 20 countries!!! Some one in Spain and Mexico must have accidentally come across my blog.

I will have to go and check my stats to see if I can identify them. Amazing little tool that!!! I have also noticed that I haven't had any visits from anywhere in South America!! Interesting!!!

Pick of the week

Sorry that you are only getting this today, but I had a mishap and missed work yesterday. But that is for a future post.

Have to get this one out to you though!!!!

Here is your candy for the week!!!

and another one of Anthony Catanzaro

Doesn't that make you want to get into bed....????

And my favourite because this is what he would look like

if you bump into him in the street and I must admit, I would stare!!!

Is that better than last week?

I give this guy a 9!!!!

So off you go and have a great week!!!!

Photos courtesy of www.anthonycatanzaro.com

What month are you?

Pick the MONTH that you were born in & put it in the comments and then you tell me if you think this is accurate. You don't have to read all of it. Unless you want to check the accuracy of the other months.

JANUARY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts.Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Ratherreserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds.Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Very Stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY:
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent andclever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honestand loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious whenrestricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but thoes not show it. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside........Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.

MARCH:
Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive.Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy.Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others.Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention.Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret.Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention.Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave andfearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional.Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory........ Moving Motivates oneself and others.Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their luver can see.

MAY:
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharpthoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deepfeelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs nomotivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strongclairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Goodimagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts.Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:
Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite andsoft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tendsto delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny andhumorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easilyhurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up Easily bored. Fussy. Seldomshows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive........Stubborn.

JULY:
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful.Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody andeasily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically andmentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving.Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judgespeople through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Lovesto be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to bequiet. Homely person. Waits for friends Never looks for friends. Notaggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems.Loves to be loved.

AUGUST:
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generousand egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises.Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous.Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Lovesto lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music anddefense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learnsto relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to makefriends .

SEPTEMBER:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes topoint out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talkwell. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed.Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive.Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look forinformation. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivateoneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisureand traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings........ Verychoosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things atthe center. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn't pretend. Gets angry often.
Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care ofwhat others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves totravel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair.Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:
Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Uniqueand brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strongclairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive.Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative butamiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there isa will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angryunless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others.Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciates praises.High-spirited........ Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic.Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities.Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions.Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:
Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions.Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to bewith. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved.Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changingpersonality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions.Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

So, what does your birthday month say about you. Let me know. By the way, I'm JULY!!!

Dogmor Diet

I received the following by e-mail and it is just too good and felt I had to share it.



A friend of mine has a big Labrador retriever. While I was buying a large bag of Dogmor at Pick 'n Pay for him, a woman behind me in the check out queue asked if it was for a dog (what a question)

On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Dogmor Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet. The way that it works is you load all your pockets with Dogmor nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in the hospital last time because I'd been poisoned.

I told her no; I was sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.

Pick of the week: for the guys

I think I am upsetting some of my readers. I received an email asking how can I only have a pick of the week for the girls. Now seeing that I aim to please all my regular readers and I do have a lot of male readers, this one is for you. I must admit it wasn't as much fun as searching for a sexy hunk, because the net literally threw thousands of pics at me when I ran this search.

So to get you guys started, I thought I would keep this very simple. She is pretty, she is blond, she has everything most woman would aspire to have... here is your pick of the week..



Her name is Cheryl Maxfield. She is a well know presenter in America and has appeared in numerous photo shoots and advertising campaigns. She was even in Silk Stalkings and other tv shows.

photos courtesy of www.lenztalent.com

South African Blog Directory: oodlesofnoodlesoffun is the “Blog of the Week” (30 July 2006)

I am sure you have seen the South African Blog Directory site. If you are in South Africa and have a blog, you should send your name to Michael and he will visit your site and write a short expose on your site. He will send you a link that you can put on your blog. I think this is a brilliant idea and damn I should have thought about it myself. All credit to him.

This is the article he wrote about my blog and I was the second blog of the week. Read it here.

http://south-african-blog-directory.blogspot.com/

Pick of the week

It is that time of the week again. Ladies and gents, here is my pick of the week. He is very famous as a fitness and fashion model and is also an accomplished actor. Without any further ado, he is most definitely my pick of the week.

Have yourselves a great one!!!!

This is of course Rusty Joiner. Photo courtesy of his website www.rustyjoiner.com. He is currently one of the Iconmen models and you can read all about him on his site. And if you click into his photo gallery, you can see more of him too!!!!

I hope this one meets with your approval Katt?

2996 Project

I paid Hannelie a visit this morning and noticed her post on the 2996 project started by D.Channeler Roe. The aim is to get 2996 bloggers to publish a post ON 9/11 remembering one of the victims of the 9/11 attacks.

I followed the link and found an interesting site and a lot of hype about people complaining about the reasons behind the project and such nonsense. You can read it for yourself and then draw your own conclusion whether you want to do it or not. I decided to do it. I don't live in America. I don't know anyone who died that day. I didn't loose a loved one in any of the attacks, but I am human. I am thankful, like Hannelie that it didn't happen in my town. I am thankful that despite all the violence in our own country, I have not been affected by it. I am thankful that I have a heart and I am thankful that I can now go and google for some information on the name that was assigned to me. I am hoping that I will be able to pay honest tribute to him and therefore I placed a thingy in my sidebar proving that I have joined the march. I couldn't think of a more fitting way to remember those who lost their lives on that day, than exactly this!!

I was number 1607 to sign up so there are still lots of names available. So, I have started preparing my post for 9/11. Are you going to do it? Go for it and click here to sign up.

Water water water.......

We had a public holiday yesterday and this gave us the chance to drive around PE and investigate the flood damage. I am going to post a few of the pictures that I took and bear in mind that it is now a week since the flood.

I was shocked at how much water was still present in certain areas.

In this picture you will notice a pump that is busy pumping the water to try and clear the road. This was taken in Boundary Lane that is between Lovemore Park and Mount Pleasant. Also take note of a youngster walking in the water. There are three houses where the inhabitants can't leave their homes because there is no way out for them. Spare a thought...

This was taken on the main road to Seaview and as you can see the road isn't passable. This area is Bushy Park. There are loads of small holdings in this area. The next picture was taken at the same place. We parked almost at the water's edge. To the right is the only access road for people who live on the small holdings. This man had his family in the car and they must have been desperate to get out and tried to cross the water. They got stuck halfway through.

Fortunately for the family, there was a helping hand and the bakkie in the background was able to pull the vehicle out of the water. With a lot of cheers from the spectators that had gathered on our side of the road.

I have more pictures that I will post later. Please remember the people obviously still suffering in you prayers.

Pick of the week

Last Monday I posted a picture of a very sexy stud. Today I am going to post a picture of someone who I totally admire. He is an amazing person. Brings joy and happiness to everyone he comes in contact with. Men and women drool at the sight of him.

Personally I don't find him all that sexy, but yet he has that special something that you just can't miss. If you are not an Extreme Makeover Home Edition fan, you won't have a clue who I am referring to, but seeing that I am exactly that and a couple of my other regular readers are too, here is my pick of the week.




So, off you go and have a wonderful week!!!!!

Yet another flood

What utter chaos and devestation. It started raining on Wednesday, 2 August and by Thursday morning there were chaos. Saddest thing in all this can be read at the following address.
http://www.theherald.co.za/herald/news/n03_04082006.htm.

People are running around professing that the end is near. Are they just running scared or is there truth in it? What with floods, heatwaves, war, tsunamis etc all happening around us, I am asking myself if we are missing something. I would like you views on that.

While you ponder my question, have a look at some of the devastation I saw.


While all this rain was falling here around us, it was snowing elsewhere and not very far away either. A friend sent me these pictures. They were taken about 20 kilometers outside of Beaufort West.




Nature can be just as beautiful as she can be ugly!!!! We need to respect her more.......